No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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