They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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