Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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