if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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