My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
either way he was missing a nipple.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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