I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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