All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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