So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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