Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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