after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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