Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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