Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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