Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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