Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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