i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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