AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She even gives head with a lisp.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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