Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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