glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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