marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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