We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
dude. I can hear the air.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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