I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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