I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Randomize
