I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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