I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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