I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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