I want to have your abortion
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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