I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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