Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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