Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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