You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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