So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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