she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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