so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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