that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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