It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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