Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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