do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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