She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
