Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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