Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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