I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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