is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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