So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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