She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We need a shit load of segways right now
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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