Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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