Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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