im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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