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i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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