Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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