hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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