I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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