Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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