I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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