I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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