yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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